Sudden Hot Shower Attributed to Global Warming

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August 22, 2009

A sudden change in water temperature that plagued a shower this morning has been attributed to global warming.

Kurt Clark noticed a definite change in water temperature as he prepared for work today. Clark noticed that the spray began to increase in warmth and settled to a high temperature for 50 seconds before suddenly returning to normal. Not long after that Clark heard the bathroom door shut as his son left from using the toilet.

Clark's experience has left him with mild burns and new found appreciation for Al Gore's efforts to educate the world about Global Warming.

"Clearly, this incident can be attributed to Global Warming. The evidence is there. As our world heats up, so does our water. The water temperature today in my shower is an obvious testament to how much we've ruined the Earth."

Clark's son was not available for comment.